Chris Illuminati

Chris Illuminati

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Not all of the notes to myself are about #parenting. Sometimes... Not all of the notes to myself are about #parenting. Sometimes... DMCA
If any of you tell my kid my hiding spot we’re officially no... If any of you tell my kid my hiding spot we’re officially no... DMCA
#parenting dilemma #936 - This looks like an ordinary napkin.... #parenting dilemma #936 - This looks like an ordinary napkin.... DMCA
#kids#nodsotheythinkyourelistening#dadsofinstagram (at... #kids#nodsotheythinkyourelistening#dadsofinstagram (at... DMCA
The folks at @fatherlyhq asked me about my fondest memories... The folks at @fatherlyhq asked me about my fondest memories... DMCA
There’s a dad a booth over waiting for pizza with his daughter... There’s a dad a booth over waiting for pizza with his daughter... DMCA
“Now here’s a little story I’ve got to tell, about... “Now here’s a little story I’ve got to tell, about... DMCA
On the left, my mother’s parents. On the right, my dad’s... On the left, my mother’s parents. On the right, my dad’s... DMCA
This is probably a good time to mention I wrote a funny (at... This is probably a good time to mention I wrote a funny (at... DMCA
I’m not sure if Carlin actually said this but it sounds... I’m not sure if Carlin actually said this but it sounds... DMCA
Parents always worry about what their kids are doing when no one... Parents always worry about what their kids are doing when no one... DMCA
I checked online. There’s currently no known cure.... I checked online. There’s currently no known cure.... DMCA
So. Damn. True.#interupted #pleasestop #funnyshit (at... So. Damn. True.#interupted #pleasestop #funnyshit (at... DMCA
Happy Easter!!#easter2018 #baskets #kids #aprilfools #jokes... Happy Easter!!#easter2018 #baskets #kids #aprilfools #jokes... DMCA
Slavedriver.#boss #kids #dadsofinstagram #workfromhome #vader... Slavedriver.#boss #kids #dadsofinstagram #workfromhome #vader... DMCA
#truth #people #conversations #funniest #funnyaf #lies (at... #truth #people #conversations #funniest #funnyaf #lies (at... DMCA
One of the few things from childhood I held onto (not counting... One of the few things from childhood I held onto (not counting... DMCA
***MY OFFICIAL 2019 DAILY CALENDAR IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR... ***MY OFFICIAL 2019 DAILY CALENDAR IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR... DMCA
YOUR CLOTHES ARE BASICALLY FASHIONABLE PAJAMAS WHAT THE *!@@$!... YOUR CLOTHES ARE BASICALLY FASHIONABLE PAJAMAS WHAT THE *!@@$!... DMCA
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